can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
that is very illegal...i love you.
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