I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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