with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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