I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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