On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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