found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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