I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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