What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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