I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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