I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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