People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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