she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm always down for nudity.
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