well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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