dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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