So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sponge bath it is.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize