There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
