I think I am morally bankrupt
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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