Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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