I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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