i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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