At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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