I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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