Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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