My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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