Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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