We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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