Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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