Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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