It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I could fuck to npr.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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