I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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