Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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