we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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