I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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