Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
high people should be assigned attendants
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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