Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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