"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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