That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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