He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Your penis caused this!
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