Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize