i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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