He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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