But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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