I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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