I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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