He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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