He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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