What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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