I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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