I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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