also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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