just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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