Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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