I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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