he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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