Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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