you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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