Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
