nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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