Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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