so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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